The following is a small list I compiled on my phone while I was still in school. In it was various quotes my peers from EPIC had said in some point in time. I think I was originally saving it for a senior banquet or something, but totally forgot about it later. Also my hermetic study nature in my later years would separate me from a lot of fun that I probably wasn’t present for.
“Beer trumps all” (He said as we were discussing what a fun night is composed of)
“What am I supposed to do with a 10 meter barometer!?”
“That’s not fine.. like Josh” (The hilarious implication being that I am a fine person)
“Sometimes I wish I weren’t dating” (Half-jokingly discussing the frustrations of a relationship)
“I’m gonna smash your face into the wall!” (The first words I heard as I entered Kelly and Patty’s apartment)
“..but then you would look like a jerk… Which is cool too” (Discussing the efficiency of snot rockets when there is no tissue around)
“I hate the sight of Josh” (Yes, she was talking about me)
“Sailor Moon was awesome!!”
“Just bring beer and fun” (He said as we discussed which board games to bring for board game night)
“Yeah, I’m not a girl!”
“I have balls”
(She went through this phase where she spoke before she thought about it)
Upon reading this list again, I couldn’t help but reminisce. So I remembered some other quotes as I briefly reflected on my college years.
“Oh, so I can kill 2 stones with 1 bird”
“Give me 5 bucks and I won’t hurt him.. you know, like physically and stuff” (Trying to make $5 off letting someone down for a friend)
“Is that Justin?.. MAN I HATE THAT GUY” (He and Justin are actually best buds)-Joe Chan
“Tell her if she doesn’t come, I will CUT her” (The first words I ever heard come out of her mouth as a newcomer to EPIC)
“Whatever you do, just don’t follow me” (He was talking about his bad biking habits, for he was a hipster once upon a time)
“Okay, follow me!” (He said this seconds after the above quote. We began to weave around heavy traffic on our bikes at high speeds)
If you have any favorite quotes from EPIC, feel free to share below!
Blast from the past